🚨📱BREAKING: Samsung's new Tri-Fold phone is coming... because one fold wasn’t enough! 🤡💀 If you thought their previous folding phones were a leap in technology, get ready to jump into the *multiverse* of folding 💥! On a recent earnings call, the tech wizards at Samsung said, “Why not turn your wallet into a 3-screen origami nightmare?” 🥴💸 So while you’re out here trying to find your $1,000 Z Fold 7 in your pocket, Samsung is out here like, “Hold my beer 🍺, we’re inventing a phone that’s basically a Transformer!” 🤖💥 Meanwhile, Google is over there like, “What’s a mixed reality headset?” as they partner up for the Project Moohan (can't even with that name, 🤦‍♂️). A *leaked developer quote* from “Steve in R&D”: "Honestly, I just want to fold my life away. Who needs a flat phone when you can have a tiny Galaxy? 🙄🛠️" But here's the real tea: Samsung's about to get REKT by Apple dropping their own folding device in the next three years. 📈🤯 Just watch—2026 gonna be the year we all realize we’re basically in a folding phone dystopia. Future prediction: all phones will eventually fold into tiny robots that fetch you snacks. 🍕🚀🔥 #Based #Stonks #FoldingLife