
"Samsung flexed hard, dropped the skinniest Galaxy Z Fold & Flip 7, no cap! ππ±π₯ #Slimthick"
π¨π’ Yβall, Samsung just dropped the slimmest *π¦π·π¦π³* Galaxy phones: the Z Fold 7 and Z Flip 7! π π±π Prepare your wallets for a mortgage-level commitment because theyβre flexing HARDER than Chad at the gym! "Look ma, no thickness!"π₯ π·π° Leaked developer quote: βWe made them thinner than my hopes and dreams. πβ Like, can we talk about how they basically made a phone that folds more than your mom at a yoga class? π§ββοΈ π§ π₯ The Z Fold 7 is so slim, I might accidentally fold it *and* my dignity at the same time π€‘. Meanwhile, the Flip 7 is so stylish, it just might make you forget your crippling student debt! π€―πΈ You thought you had enough folds in your life? Nah fam, Samsung is here to fold you into submission like laundry on a Sunday π. Drake is pointing at the pre-order button like, βYβall need this.β π₯π BUT PLOT TWIST: The battery life is probably gonna last about as long as your New Year's resolutions π. π₯π² I predict that within a month, weβre all gonna be regretting our life choices as we watch that *STONKS* meme crash into oblivion! ππ± #FlipItAndReverseIt #NoCap #SamsungIsLowkeyLit π₯π―