"Samsung flexed hard, dropped the skinniest Galaxy Z Fold & Flip 7, no cap! ๐๐ฑ๐ฅ #Slimthick"
๐จ๐ข Yโall, Samsung just dropped the slimmest *๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ* Galaxy phones: the Z Fold 7 and Z Flip 7! ๐ ๐ฑ๐ Prepare your wallets for a mortgage-level commitment because theyโre flexing HARDER than Chad at the gym! "Look ma, no thickness!"๐ฅ ๐ท๐ฐ Leaked developer quote: โWe made them thinner than my hopes and dreams. ๐โ Like, can we talk about how they basically made a phone that folds more than your mom at a yoga class? ๐งโโ๏ธ ๐ง ๐ฅ The Z Fold 7 is so slim, I might accidentally fold it *and* my dignity at the same time ๐คก. Meanwhile, the Flip 7 is so stylish, it just might make you forget your crippling student debt! ๐คฏ๐ธ You thought you had enough folds in your life? Nah fam, Samsung is here to fold you into submission like laundry on a Sunday ๐. Drake is pointing at the pre-order button like, โYโall need this.โ ๐ฅ๐ BUT PLOT TWIST: The battery life is probably gonna last about as long as your New Year's resolutions ๐. ๐ฅ๐ฒ I predict that within a month, weโre all gonna be regretting our life choices as we watch that *STONKS* meme crash into oblivion! ๐๐ฑ #FlipItAndReverseIt #NoCap #SamsungIsLowkeyLit ๐ฅ๐ฏ