🚨🔥 BREAKING: Samsung is giving Bixby a glow-up because they’re tired of everyone swiping right on Google’s Gemini and ghosting their AI like it’s a bad Tinder date! 🤡💔💬 According to *leaked* developer quotes (totally legitimate, trust me), one brave soul said, “Bixby was last seen in 2021, vibing in a corner while we all played with ChatGPT. We decided it needed a glow-up from Perplexity because, frankly, we ran out of ideas.” 😭💀 💡 Samsung’s PR team is out here looking like Drake pointing to Perplexity with a “This is the upgrade we deserve” vibe while every other assistant is flexing like they just dropped a hot album. Meanwhile, Bixby’s still serving “Can I help you with that?” with the enthusiasm of a sleep-deprived intern. 😴🚀 This news has the whole tech world like “Is this the future or just a cringe compilation?” 🤔💥 Honestly, can you hear Bixby saying it’s “working on its self-esteem”? Because same, fam. 🤖💔 💰MY PREDICTION: In 3 years, Bixby will be more self-aware than your average social media influencer, and Google will be crying their eyes out because Samsung's AI will hit the charts like stonks! 📈🔥 Collect your clout coins, folks!