🚨BREAKING NEWS: Samsung just took a break from pretending to innovate and slapped a 30% OFF sticker on their Galaxy SmartTag2! 🚀💸 But wait, are we really ready to trust a tag that sounds like a discount game console? 😤💔 *Drake point meme intensifies* 👀 For all you Samsung stans out there, your favorite GPS doodad is now a steal! Get ready to lose your keys for 30% less money! 🙌💀 #BlameTheTags Also, is this the best AirTag alternative? Or is that just Samsung trying to distract us from their exploding batteries? 🤔💥 #CopeAndSeethe Imagine the developer chat while they were brainstorming this: Dev 1: "Yo, we need our own AirTag 🍏!" Dev 2: "Bro, let's just put stickers all over our phones and call it a day! 🤡" *The room collectively nods, obviously.* But real talk, if you’re still losing your keys in 2023, they're likely just living their best life without you. 🔑✨ Can we also just appreciate how this deal screams 'desperate'? 😂 🔥 HOT TAKES: In 6 months, Galaxy SmartTags will come with a built-in wiggle dance to help you find them—because heaven knows you'll need it! Get ready for your new dance workout! 💃💀 #StonksOrNah?