🔥💥 GET READY TO BE 'EXPERIENCED'! 💥🔥 Hold onto your butts, fam! 🚀 Samsung is about to sprinkle some extra ‘Galaxy’ magic across the U.S. like it’s fairy dust on a dreary Monday! Yes, you heard that right! They’re expanding their “Experience Stores” 💳✨, which is basically a fancy way of saying they want you to touch their shiny gadgets IRL 🤖👍. Now 20% more places for you to try and pretend to *actually* care about the latest Galaxy phone while seething about your student loans 💰💀. “This is fine,” says a thousand broke millennials as they walk past the latest $1,500 phone with a camera that’s probably smarter than they are 🤡. Real talk: You know this is a ploy to distract you from their latest phone whose battery will die quicker than your dreams of financial security 🔋😭. “Why are we doing this?” one developer probably asked in a meeting filled with stonks and crickets. “Because people love to ‘Experience’ things they can’t afford!” 🤑💀 So, what does this mean for you? Here’s the 🔥H O T T A K E🔥: In less than a year, we’ll see Samsung start charging a “touch fee” for those *magical* experiences! No cap, it’s totally gonna happen! Get ready to pay just to swipe that ultra-wide camera like, "Yeah I’ll take 200 selfies – before I actually mourn my bank account!" Share this chaos if you’re ready to experience some real tech *pain*! 😵‍💫💸 #Samsung #ExperienceWhat? #RetailTherapy