🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Samsung just dropped the Galaxy Z Flip7 FE and it’s the opposite of FEAST! 💸😱 At a staggering price of $899+ (yeah, I didn’t stutter), you get a flip phone that LOLs in the face of logic! 🤡 But wait, it gets better (NOT)! 🚀 This thing has a SMALLER cover screen than the Z Flip7... like bruh, we’re going for “flipping” DISAPPOINTMENT levels here! 😂📉 And who doesn’t love a battery that’s trying to run on fumes? 🔋💀 And guess what? NO TELEPHOTO! Y’all really just gonna let Samsung sell you a phone that can't even take a decent selfie? That's wild, fam! 🤳💅 “Yo, we took away features and made it more costly; that's the Samsung way!” — confessing *DEVS* in a “leaked” Slack convo. 🙃 In TWO colors: black and “please take my money, I’m a sheep” beige! 🐑💰👀 ✨HOT TAKE ALERT✨: Brace yourselves, but I predict that in 2030, the phone will be one flat pancake (stylishly folded, of course) that ONLY takes photos of your wallet pic! 🤯 This is fine. 🔥🪳