🚨 SAMSUNG STONKS GOING... DOWN? 🚨💀 Y’all ever heard of “Re-Newed”? Sounds like a Tinder bio for a divorcee, right? 😂💔 Well, put your galaxy-brained hats on because Samsung just dropped their ‘Re-Newed’ Galaxy Z foldables 💔📱, and spoiler alert: they ain't the ones you wanna swipe right on! 🤡🤷‍♂️ Instead of flexing on the latest and greatest, they’re recycling the old stuff like it’s your grandma’s secret lasagna recipe 🍝💰. You mean to tell me I can buy someone else’s used phone just for the honor of folding it like a cheap origami? 🤔🔥 "Guys, it’s basically like getting a hand-me-down, but, like, fancy!" — some random dev probably 🤖💼 And lemme guess, these foldables are gonna cost more than my Netflix subscription during the *Stranger Things* hype? STONKS?! Or should I just seethe quietly while looking at my cracked screen. 🤦‍♂️ Hot take: 2024 is the year we collectively decide to "ehhh" to foldables and just start taping our phones together. Who’s with me? 🧐🚀💥 #FoldableCrisis #SamsungCrisis #ThisIsFine