🎉📣🎭 BREAKING: Samsung Just Unleashed More Headsets Than Your Local Optometrist! 👀💥 Grab your virtual floaties because Samsung's Galaxy XR is diving into the mixed-reality deep end! 🌊🤿 It’s like they looked at the tech world and said, "What if we made *everyone* swim with sharks… but the sharks are just overpriced pixelated fish?" 🦈💸💀 Introducing *Google’s Gemini assistant*—because apparently “Hey Google” wasn’t cringy enough? This bad boy is here to hold your digital hand while you *“experience”* the most mundane tasks in a 3D soup of chaos. 🤖✨ Sounds like a recipe for success, right? *Stonks* 🌈📈 In a totally not "this is fine" manner, they’re slapping you with a price tag that could make your wallet scream louder than a toddler at a grocery store. 💰🌀 Developer quote leak: “We wanted to blend reality and fantasy, so we put a price on it that would make you question all your life choices.” - *Some Anonymous Samsung Intern* 🙃 But let's keep it REAL: who even needs a headset when you can just scroll TikTok and pretend to be living your best life? 📱💁‍♂️ And here's the *unhinged* hot take: get ready for a future where Samsung starts selling VR ‘immersive experiences’ in fast-food drive-thrus! 🚀🍔🤡 Grab your VR fries, fam! 🍟🔥