🚨💔 BREAKING: Samsung CANCELS Galaxy S26 Edge? Shocker! 🤖💥 Yo, fam, gather 'round because the tech world just did a backflip into the abyss! 🤡🚀 Rumor has it, Samsung’s saying “nah fam” to the Galaxy S26 Edge – and honestly, I’m not even a little surprised. Like, THIS IS FINE. 😬🔥 You remember the S25 Edge, right? The phone that’s less impactful than a flat soda at a party? 🍾💀 Even the memes can’t save it! I mean, it’s struggling harder than my WiFi during a Zoom call, fr fr. “Our new edge design??? It’s like Borat’s fashion sense” – leaked dev quote from Samsung HQ (okay, I made that up, but it feels true). Samsung thought they could slap a “Galaxy” sticker on just anything and call it revolutionary. 🤦‍♂️🙄 Sorry, but my phone now has more edges than a TikTok comment section! Stonks? More like no stonks! 📉💰 So what’s next? I predict Samsung is going to pull a full-on “Siri, make me a coffee” vibe and rebrand the whole thing as the “Galaxy Maybe.” 😂🔮 Because why not? In conclusion, don’t be surprised when we find out the *real* reason they're ditching the S26 Edge is that it's secretly a portal to another, less cringe galaxy.👾✨💫 #ThisIsFine