🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Samsung just dropped an 8TB SSD, the Samsung 9100 Pro! 💾 But wait, there’s a catch! To keep it from turning into a molten lava pool of data, you gotta fork over extra cash for a heatsink. 😱💸 **Samsung** be like: "Why give you a product that works without extra costs? Our shareholders need their **stonks** to rise, fam!" 📈💰 And let me tell you, the heat from this SSD can rival your last date! 🔥💔 Developer “Jake from State Farm” says: “Honestly, we just wanted to charge more so we threw in a heatsink *for funsies*.” 😂🤡 But hey, if you think spending your lunch money on a heatsink is a move, then you might just be down bad. 😬 Swipe left on that! We’re all just living in the "This is fine" meme while tech companies slowly transform our wallets into *dust* 💨💰. It’s like they want us to *seethe* just for a little bit more storage! In conclusion, I predict we’ll soon be haggling on eBay for heatsinks like they’re rare Pokémon cards. 💥🌌 Keep your wallets prepped and your memes spicy! 🔥🔥 #TechIsWild #SamsungShade