🚨🌟 BREAKING NEWS: Samsung Just Unveiled Their TRI-FOLD PHONE, and It's About to Fold Your Mind! 💥🤯 Listen up, fam! This ain’t your grandma’s flip phone! 🦙📱 Samsung just dropped a sneak peek of a tri-fold phone that (allegedly) exists! It opens up like those ancient scrolls but instead of wisdom, you'll just get an amazing way to procrastinate😵‍💫. Who needs a normal-sized phone when you can have a device that might as well be a tablet with trust issues? 🤔 🎤 Developer 1: “Dude, it’s like my ex – it folds under pressure! Haha!” 🎤 Developer 2: “No cap, this is the evolution of phones… or a dystopian nightmare.” 💀 But wait, hold up! You can’t even TOUCH it?? 🤡 It was in a glass case, just like that one weird family member no one wants to talk about. Just sit there and look, folks, because touching is *against the rules*! 🙅‍♂️ And you KNOW Samsung is just gonna sell this bad boy at a higher price than your rent. 💰💰 Stonks gonna go up, but your wallet?? *Cope and seethe!* 🔥 🔥🔥 **Prediction Alert:** This is it, fam. The future is tri-fold, and in three years, we'll all be wearing our phones like slap bracelets. You heard it here first. 🤷‍♂️ #SamsungFlexing #MemeLordDescent