🚨 Hold the phone! (Literally, because Samsung's dropping *another* one!📱💥) Samsung just flexed harder than your uncle at the family BBQ, announcing the arrival of their Galaxy Z trifold and the Project Moohan XR headset! 🤖💀 😱👀 Y’all remember when your folding phone had 2 folds and your brain almost exploded? Well, buckle up, because bending your mind (and your pockets) is about to hit a new level! *Cue the galaxy brain meme* 🧠✨ They're swinging at Apple’s Vision Pro like it’s a piñata full of overpriced candy. 🍬💰 Rumor has it, some dev whispered in the dark web: “If it folds in on itself again, I’m changing careers. #NextLevelNightmare”🕵️‍♂️🔍💔. Meanwhile, everyone’s prepping their wallets as we collectively cringe into the void. 😳💸 The S25, Z Flip 7, and Watch 8 are out here flexing like they just won the lottery (stonks!📈💸), but like, why are we still pretending we need 4K displays on our *literal* wallets? This is fine, I guess.🔥 🔥🔥💥 Hot take alert: By 2026, we’ll all have AR glasses that double as *selfie mirrors* and will be able to swipe right on perfect putty-like clones of ourselves. Get ready for Android Tinder 2.0, folks! 🚀💔🤣