🚨🔥 ALARM BELLS, FOLKS! 🚀 Samsung just dropped the *ultimate* attention grabber: a September 4th extravaganza featuring the Galaxy Tab S11 and Galaxy S25 FE! 😱 But wait—didn't we just get the Z Fold 7 and Flip 7? I mean, these phones are dropping faster than my GPA in college! 😂📉 So here's the tea ☕: We’re talking about tech that folds, flips, and folds again, while I’m here folding oversized laundry like a mere mortal. 🤡💀 Brian, Samsung’s "Head of Overpromising" (totally a real title), was quoted saying: "We're going to keep launching products until your wallet cries ‘no more’! 💸💀 #Stonks" *Meanwhile, Galaxy users be like*, “This is fine.” 🔥 Rumor has it the Tab S11 comes with a "Do Not Disturb" feature for when you’re overwhelmed by too many Samsung notifications! 📱🚫 Talk about galaxy brain! 🤯 MARK YOUR CALENDARS, fam—because when these gadgets drop, prepare for another crispy meme marathon of *who needs sleep?* vs. *take my money!* 💰💸🔥 🔥🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, every family will be using Samsung products to control their microwave! Seriously, just wait for it—this is not a drill! 🤖💽