🚨💥BREAKING: Samsung's about to drop some glasses that probably won't help you read the fine print on your next overpriced phone! 👓💸💀 Yup, you heard that right! 🗣️ Rumor has it that **Samsungs' engineers have finally taken off their tinfoil hats** and decided that we need glasses that are just a bit too smart for our own good. 🤖✨ Like, fr fr, what's next? Apple launching a smart fork that tells you when your spaghetti is al dente? 🍝🤔 "Bruh, these glasses are gonna change the world," said a *leaked* developer who’s definitely NOT getting fired tomorrow. "I just hope they don't melt like our last batch of phones." 🔥😂 You know Samsung's feeling bold when their slogan is now, "If you can't see the future, just buy our SKUs!" 🤡🔥 What’s next? Glasses that come with a pre-installed app that tells you how many unread emails you have? (Spoiler: more than you can handle!) 📧😵 But wait, there’s more! 🚀 Are you ready for the *real* feature? These glasses will probably just remind us how much we’ve spent on technology that’s about to become outdated in 3 months— **STONKS!!** 📉🤑💰 Get ready, folks! My hot take: in 2025, we will ALL wear Samsung smart glasses, and they will literally show us what we COULD be doing with our lives instead of scrolling TikTok. 🤯💔 *THIS IS FINE*! Share if you're ready to wear your future on your face!! 🥳✨ #SamsungGlasses #TechChaos