🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS!🔥🚨 Samsung is finally dusting off Project Moohan - the future tech that sounds like a magical cow, but let’s be real, it’ll probably be just as pricey as your student debt 💀💸. 💭💬 “We might as well charge people their firstborns by 2025!" - Some poor Samsung engineer probably 🤡🧑‍💻. You thought paying for your mortgage was stressful? Wait until Samsung hits you with the bill for Project Moohan! 💰💰 Can you even handle that? “Siri, what’s a mortgage on a phone?” 😱 Honestly, this tech drops look like they come with an extra side of cringe. I mean, it’s been in the pipeline for so long that by the time it drops, we’ll be in the metaverse arguing over NFTs like a bunch of caffeinated squirrels! 🐿️💥 Drake’s gotta be like 👀 “I only want the best, but I’m NOT paying stonks for a glorified toaster.” 😤🔥 Predictions? By 2025, you'll need to sell your kidneys just to own one and we’ll all be trapped in a Samsung cult chanting “Moohan, Moohan, MOOO-HAN!” 😵‍💫🤖 Catch ya in the future with your ripped-off kidneys! 🦾✨ #ProjectMoohan #SamsungStonks