🚨 BREAKING NEWS! 🚨 Samsung's got a *new* tablet coming and... it’s called the Galaxy Tab S11! 🎉🎊 Who knew slapping a number after a name was the peak of innovation? 🤔💤 YAWN. Aren’t we all just waiting for the Galaxy Tab S69 or the Galaxy Tab 420? 😂💨 In a recent earnings call 🔊 that made me question my life choices, Samsung leaked some spicy tea about their 2025 lineup. 🍵💰 You know, just the usual: more pixels, more RAM, and don’t forget a *slightly* better screen resolution. 🤖💾 That’s right, folks! It’s the *bigger* and *better* version of what you already don’t use! #Stonks 📈 I can already hear the developers crying in the back: “Why are we still doing this? Just give people a reason to want a tablet.” 😭💔 Meanwhile, the Galaxy Tab S11 will be flying off the virtual shelves while we all sip our “This is fine” tea, pretending we need another slab of glass for Netflix. 📺🔥 *Developer quote:* “We just want to make a device that fits nicely in the recycling bin!” 🙃💀 ⚡️🔥 But here’s the hottest take: BY 2026, every Galaxy Tab will have its own *personality* and will demand your attention like a needy cat! 🙀🚀 Get ready to swipe left on actual humans, folks. No cap!