🚨📱 HOLD UP, FOLDABLE FAM! Samsung is BACK at it with the Galaxy Z Fold 7 and Z Flip 7—like anyone even cares at this point! 🤡🔥 But wait, it gets juicier! You can PREORDER these bad boys like they're rare Pokémon cards! 🌟💰 👀🤔 So, what’s the deal? The South Korean tech giant is slinging preorders like a candy dealer in a playground. They know you'll be tempted! "Hey, wanna fold your phone in half and cry in 4K?" Homie probably thinks we need more folding phones like we need another TikTok dance challenge. 🙄💀 Developer quote leaked from the back of the Samsung loading dock: "We just slapped a '7' on it, added more pixels, and called it a day. #Winning" ⚡️💬 Ayyyo, my dude Drake is pointing to a *hard pass* on this one. The only thing more cringe than these foldable phones is my uncle trying to use TikTok! 🤦‍♂️📉 Stonks are NOT going up for this! But here's my hot take, fam: 💥🏆 If the Z Flip 7 can fold itself into a burrito 🤯🌯, I'll consider it—until then, this is fine. 🤷‍♂️🖥️🚀 Get ready to flex these overpriced origami atrocities like you’re the main character in a Netflix rom-com! 😂✨