🚨💰 BREAKING: Samsung Drops $1,000 OFF Preorders on Galaxy Foldables like it’s Black Friday in July! 🛍️📅 Welcome, tech freaks and meme lords, to the *Unfolding* of Samsung’s grand master plan! 🌌📱💥 This time, they're shoving their Galaxy Z Fold 7 and Z Flip 7 down our throats like it's the last slice of pizza at a coder’s party. 🍕💔 But hold up, they’re sprinkling $1,000 OFF preorders like confetti at a 2016 party - STONKS GO UP! 📈💸 Leaked Developer Quote: “Yeah, we just figured out that the foldable phone market is like trying to fit a Corgi in a tiny apartment - it doesn’t always work, but we’re gonna *make it work*.” 🤡💀 And don’t even get me started on these “Unpacked” events - WHAT DO YOU UNPACK? Your disappointment? This is fine. 🥴🔥 I’m expecting a galaxy brain moment where they announce *three new ways* to fold a phone, and we all seethe into the abyss. But mark my words: in *2030*, we’ll be using these things to fold our laundry. 👕🤖 So prep your wallets and embrace the chaos! Because nothing says “future” like folding your phone and your hopes at the same time! 🚀🔥💔