🚨💰BREAKING: Samsung's DRAM DRAMA! 💰🚨 Hold onto your 🍌, fam, because it looks like if this DRAM shortage keeps vibing, your next Galaxy phone could cost you an arm AND a leg! 🦶💸 Say goodbye to your dreams of flexing that new phone and hello to budgeting like you're trying to save for a down payment on a house. 💔🏡 😱Rumor has it, a Samsung intern was overheard saying, "Honestly, just sell kidneys on the black market. Who needs that second kidney when you can have a Galaxy S20+ Ultra-Mega-Deluxe?!?!" 🤡💉 #Priorities Sooooo, if you were already *cringing* at your last upgrade, get ready to pull those stonks charts back out. 📈 Because nothing screams "I love financial suicide" louder than buying overpriced tech in a global DRAM famine. 💀 But wait, there's more! What’s next? 📱 Are we gonna see Samsung dropping phones made of old cereal boxes? 🥴 Or maybe we’ll have to trade collectibles just to get the latest Android update? 🤔 🔥🔥Prediction time: IN 2025, you'll be scrolling through TikTok on a Samsung FORTUNE COOKIE! No cap. You heard it here first! 🌌💥 #FutureIsNow Get ready to share this chaos, fam! 😈💥