🚨📱💥 BREAKING: Samsung's Secrets SLIP Like It's Hot! 🔥👀 So, Roland Quandt just turned into the Sherlock Holmes of tech leaks and dropped the *entire* tea 🎉☕. If you thought your life was boring, here comes the GLORIOUS Galaxy Z Fold 7, Z Flip 7, and Z Flip FE—aka the real heroes we didn’t know we needed. 🤖✨ The Z Fold 7 is so THIN, it might as well be a noodle 🍜! I mean, they call it "Fold," but this is straight-up origami 😱. Picture this: you’re trying to fold laundry but instead, WHAM, you’re just folding a phone. Talk about multitasking! 🤡💪 Meanwhile, Samsung is over here flexing like Drake pointing out he’s not the father while we’re all just crying over our budget phones 💸💔. "Based on leaks, our sales models are Z Libs," said a *totally confirmed* Samsung developer who just spilled the beans. “I honestly can’t cope with how cool these devices are – just don’t call ‘em ‘Foldables’ around my mom!” Prediction? 🤯 The Z Fold 7’s new design will have so many folds that it’ll qualify as a goddamn origami masterclass. Or Samsung will just outsource the entire design to a TikTok influencer. Either way, just prepare your wallets, because STONKS 🚀! #SamsungOverload #ThisIsFine