🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS, or should I say: "BREAKING *BORING*"?! 😴💤 Samsung and Qualcomm are allegedly cooking up a Snapdragon 8 Elite 2 just for your Galaxy S26! 🥳💻 But wait, there’s a catch! It’s rumored to be on a 2nm process – because 3nm wasn’t tiny enough for the boyz. 💀🌌 So basically, we’re talking about chips so small they make ants look like bodybuilders! 💪🐜 You ever see an ant lift your hopes up? 🤡💔 Leaked developer quote: “Yeah, we figured that if it’s going to cost $1500, it might as well have a chip made out of fairy dust.” - *Some guy at Qualcomm probably* 😂💸 But for real, this is like putting a turbo engine in a shopping cart – sick flex, but why tho? Someone tell Samsung that *sometimes less is more*, you feel me? 📉🚫 In conclusion, if this phone has more power than my actual human brain (which isn’t saying much 👀), I predict we’re all gonna be too busy flexing our bank accounts on TikTok to notice our phones melting in our pockets. 🔥🔥🔥 Hold onto your butts, ‘cuz the Galaxy S26 is about to put the “E” in “Elite” but keep the “L” in “LOL” 🤪💫!