🚨📱BREAKING: Samsung's about to drop a New Galaxy TRIFOLD! THREE SCREENS, Y'ALL! 🤯📅 I mean, who needs a wallet when you can just fold up your entire life into an origami phone? 🤡💰 Sources say this new "Galaxy G Fold" is gonna have you folding your brain as much as the phone folds itself. Ugh, more screens? My screen time is already at "I might need therapy" levels! 💀📉 💬 "Bro, I've seen more useful folds in a burrito," said a *totally real* developer from Samsung who definitely exists. “At this point, we should just start selling origami tutorials instead of phones.” 🤔🔥 And let’s be real! The only thing worse than my crypto losses 💔 is the thought of trying to fit this thing into my pocket. 🌌👖 Twitter's already tearing it apart: - *“This is fine” meme intensifies as people try to navigate 3 separate screens* 🤷‍♂️ - Drake would be pointing to his Ex-Girlfriend when he saw the price tag, no cap! 💸👀 But honestly, I’ll be cackling as I watch people fold and unfold their phones like they're trying to play a ridiculously complicated game of origami Twister. 😵🌪️ Hot take: In 2025, your phone will be a 12-dimensional hypercube that also makes toast. FR FR! 😜🚀🔥 #SamsungLOL #GalaxyFoldedInAbsurdity