🔥🚨 *BREAKING NEWS FROM THE REALM OF BOREDOM* 🚨🔥 Samsara, aka the *Boring Cloud Company™*, just dropped some spicy AI tools that are here to “transform” fleet safety and worker protection or whatever. 🥱💤 Like, fr fr, can you believe we went from “who even is Samsara?” to “this is fine” memes in like five seconds? 🚗💥 They say they’re bringing sexy back to the Connected Operations Platform, but let’s be real: when did routing and predictive maintenance become the new trend? 🤡💀 Meanwhile, your grandma is still trying to figure out how to send an email. *Leaked Dev Quote*: *"Bro, I just wanted to make checking oil levels a TikTok trend. Now I’m an AI engineer?!!"* 😅🤖 I mean, come on! When did shiny AI tools become the new "let’s put a bandaid on it" for everything? 🚑 So here’s the tea: we’re not getting better roads or safer workers, we’re just getting AI that tells you how to *almost* fix everything! Stonks? More like "stop-nots." 💰🔥 🎉 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: By 2025, we’ll see Samsara’s AI making **inspirational posters** to motivate fleet drivers. "When you drive, you thrive!" 🚀👀 Don’t @ me if I’m right!