🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS, KIDS!🚨🚨 You thought your college days were wild? Hold my 🍕 while we dive into the chaos that is Sam Reich, the CEO of Dropout TV (formerly known as CollegeHumor - a relic from the ancient meme era 😂). Imagine buying a sinking ship for a cool zero dollars 💸 and then saying, "Let's turn this Titanic into a meme machine!" You gotta give him stonks for that! 📈 So, Sam lays off most of the crew—cue the sad Drake meme—then BAM! The pandemic hits like a boss 🤦‍♂️💥. While everyone was just chilling at home with *actual* Netflix, this legend said "We keep it weird or we don't keep it at all!" 🚀 But wait—here comes the plot twist! His genius move to pivot from facepalming slapstick to innovative content had Dropout rising like a phoenix from the ashes of cringe. 🔥💀 "And that's why we prioritize comedy over everything," Sam said, probably while working on a *super secret* TikTok dance 🤖🕺. But let’s be real — the internet *needs* weirdos like Sam more than it needs overpriced avocado toast. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: Just wait, in five years, we’ll all be living in Dropout-themed metaverses where *every* meeting is a comedy roast session — no cap! 🤯💀👽 Time to invest in your meme stock now, folks! 💰👀