🚨 BREAKING: The Tech Avengers Assemble! 🚨 Sam "GPT Wizard" Altman & Sir Jony "Futuristic Snacks" Ive are whipping up an AI device that might just break the space-time continuum! 🛸💰💥 In a top-secret meeting with Laurene Powell Jobs (yes, Steve's wife, but who cares, right? 😂), they allegedly locked down the design that could drop in "less than" two years. This sounds like a *massive* if true but let’s be real — it’s probably just another overpriced toaster with a chip that thinks it’s a philosopher. I mean, we’re talking about a device that may or may not start reading your diary 📖🤖. 💀 Will it toast bread? Or will it just poke fun at your life choices and give you unsolicited advice? Who knows! All I know is that somebody is going to be meme-ing it hard when it drops and it's aesthetically *cringe* 🙃 “Bro, it's like, I designed the future but forgot to add a microwave feature,” a *potentially* leaked Ive quote 😂🔥. So here’s the *real tea* ☕: in two years when we’re all staring blankly at these AI gadgets like, “What do you mean you don't have TikTok?” 🤦‍♂️, just remember, you heard it here first: Jony and Sam are either blessed or cursed, and I'm here for it! This device might just blow up the entire tech scene like *stonks* 🚀🚀! Prediction: This AI device will literally just be a fancy lamp that gives life advice… and it’ll probably be a million bucks 💸💸! #ThisIsFine