🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Sam Altman and Jony Ive cooking up a screenless AI device?! 🍔👨‍🍳 It’s just like the Apple mouse, but for your *entire life*! 🤖💭 In a plot twist we didn’t see coming, Sam and Jony have been whispering to devices that don’t even have a screen. I mean, who needs a display in 2025, amirite? 😂🤷‍♂️ "Just trust it," they said, as we all simultaneously realize we might be trading our sanity for some futuristic space magic. 💫✨ Some leaked quotes from the dev team include: “If it doesn't turn you into a potato, are we even innovating?” 🥔💀 and “Let them taste the void. It’s a vibe!” 😵🔥 #ImNotScreamingYoureScreaming Meanwhile, the rest of us are sitting here like Drake, pointing at our screens, because WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND asked for this? 🤦‍♂️📱🤔 But hey, stonks are gonna go stonking 🔥, so invest away in your screenless future! 🚀💰**HOT TAKE:** In two years, we'll ALL be brain-linked to this device and living our best lives as sentient WiFi hotspots. Welcome to the *BLOB* era, baby! This is fine. 🥲🦾✨