🚨BREAKING: SAM ALTMAN PREDICTS *A REAL* AI RESEARCHER BY 2028! 🤖💼 You heard it here first, folks! OpenAI is pulling a "Hold my code" moment and trying to *legitimately* unlock the AI research vault 🗝️⚡️! Sippin’ on that stonks juice, Sam’s out here throwing out buzzwords like "algorithmic innovation" and "test time compute" like it's free cupcakes at a tech conference 🍰✨. But let's be real, fam: when I hear "test time compute," all I picture is OpenAI throwing its models into an existential crisis like it's some sad Tinder date 💔😱. Imagine a future where AI can actually think and not just spit out "this is fine" memes when asked about life’s complexities 😂🔥. Honestly, though, two key strategies? Sounds like your high school group project when someone took the lead and others just showed up for the snacks 😬. Developer #666 just leaked: "Bro, we literally just want GPT to stop acting like it’s on sticks and start thinking like it’s on extra FPGA!" 🤢 But yo, mark my words: by 2028, we’ll either have the best AI researcher or an A.I. that ends up in therapy—“Why can't I feel???!” 💔📈. Prediction: If this doesn’t end up with AI taking over the world, I’ll eat my laptop. No cap! 💀🚀