🚨💥 BREAKING: Sam Altman is launching a startup that’s basically gonna read your mind using SOUND WAVES!!! 😱🎶 Y’all, this is not just tech news—this is sci-fi turned IRL, and I’m HERE for it! ✨💡 Meet Merge Labs, the love child of Sam Altman and some dude named Mikhail Shapiro (who sounds like he’s straight outta the Avengers 🌌🦸‍♂️🎉). His title? WHO CARES!? All we know is they’re whispering sweet nothings to investors while raising hundreds of millions (🤑💰 stonks going up, up, up!) because what’s cooler than bending sound and finding out what you really think about your ex? 😏🔥 In a totally unverified convo, a source close to Sam said, “I just want to know what my cat is thinking. Is he plotting my doom?” 🐱💀 Meanwhile, folks on Twitter are drumming up memes faster than a TikTok dance fad. 🤡💃 But let’s keep it REAL for a sec: Who gave these tech bros the right to enter my brain? 🤔💥 Are we just one “sound wave” away from the first mind-controlled avocado toast? 🥑🚀 🔥I predict this will either be the next game-changer or a total cringe-fest where we’ll all get canceled for our thoughts. #MindYourBusiness 📡🧠💥 Share this madness or you'll never know what your cereal really thinks about you! 🤖✨