💥🚨BREAKING: SAM ALTMAN VS. THE NYT - A SHOWDOWN 👀🔥 So, picture this: Sam Altman, CEO of OpenAI and occasional espresso-fueled meme lord, sauntered onto the stage like he was about to drop the hottest mixtape of 2023 🎤🔥. But nah, he’s just here to throw shade at The New York Times like it’s an NBA Finals game 🏀💀. The vibe? Chief Operating Officer Brad Lightcap was so awkward it felt like he was waiting for a train that never came 🚉💸. I mean, I felt secondhand embarrassment for this dude just standing there like a VPN subscription nobody asked for 🤡. So what’s the tea? 🫖 Sam basically said, “Yo, NYT, we’re not giving you free clout just because you exist!” Look, we all know the Times loves to turn AI into a scary boogeyman, but Sam’s out here flexing his big brain 🧠✨, wondering how many TikToks he can drop before bedtime. 🤓💯 🎤 Leaked Quote Alert: “Brad, can you stop breathing so loudly? I’m trying to demonstrate my dominance.” - Sam Altman, probably. In conclusion: AI is NOT your enemy, The New York Times. It's your unpaid intern with a sinister smile. Mark my words—next year, we’ll be arguing about AI-enabled conspiracy theories, and it’ll be worse than 2020. Brace yourselves, folks! 🚀🔮🔥 #CopeAndSeethe #SamVsTheWorld