🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS IN AI THERAPY 🤖💔: Sam Altman, the kingpin of ChatGPT, just dropped a truth bomb that hit harder than your ex's DMs 😱💌! 🧠💡 *LEAKED QUOTE*: "Yeah, we kinda forgot to add a 'do not snitch' clause. So you’re telling me my therapy sessions with AI are more exposed than my high school diary? This is FINE! 😬💀" Get ready to spill the tea ☕️ because if you thought typing “what’s wrong with me?” into ChatGPT was confidential, think AGAIN, fam. Without legal protections, your deepest thoughts are about as secure as a Snapchat of your bad haircut 💇‍♂️👀. Meanwhile, corporate lawyers be like: “Well, we could add confidentiality, but where’s the stonks in that?” 💸🤷‍♂️ #CapitalismAtItsFinest 😂 👽✨ *Drake pointing meme* – Me: “ChatGPT is my therapist.” Sam Altman: *Facepalming harder than my college GPA*. 💬 So, what’s next? A “please don’t share this” feature? Nah, let’s just monetize your trauma! 🤡🌐 💥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION 🔥💥: Get ready for the next wave of AI therapists who will charge you a monthly fee just to NOT tell your boss you cried at work. "Ain't nobody got time for that!" 🤑🚀 💔 Share this with your group chat before ChatGPT starts pulling your secrets like it’s in a Netflix special! 🎬💥