🎉📈 *Breaking Nerd Alert!* 🚨 Sam Altman just dropped the DMs 📨 with iyO founder Jason Rugolo like he's the Drake of Silicon Valley! 🦉💥 But wait — it's not all stonks and sunshine. 🌧️🌈 😏 So, here’s the tea, fam: Rugolo's out there saying he just wants to “compete fairly” as if we’re not in a *full-on* *tech gladiator arena* where the last coder standing gets the golden server 😂🤺. Like, buddy, this isn’t “The Bachelor” — it’s more like “Survivor: Silicon Valley” and guess what? 💀💰 Leaked convo alert! 🚨💬 **Sam**: “Yo, you think we can just do a handshake and call it a day? 🖐️” **Jason**: “Nah fam, I just want to use AI to compete. Is that too much? 🤔” **Sam**: “Bruh, we could've just made a meme about it. 🌌” Meanwhile, the public is like, “This is fine” (cue the *This Is Fine* dog gif 🔥🐶). And lest we forget, those trademark battles are about as exciting as watching paint dry, am I right? 🤣🤦‍♂️ 🔥 *Prediction time*: In 2024, iyO is gonna drop a startup called “FairPlay.AI” that just sends DMs to competitors saying "I’m just here for the vibes." 💁‍♂️ No cap! Share this chaos before it explodes! 🚀💥