🛎️ STOP 🚨 Everything you're doing. Sam Altman was spotted at an *actual* dinner party 🥖 with reporters, and the man was serving more than just bread rolls! I'll let that sink in—this is the CEO of OpenAI ✨ talking life *after* GPT-5 🍞❓ Picture this: a dimly lit room, reporters gathered like moths to a flame 🦋🔥, as Sam - a.k.a. the Tech Genie 🧞‍♂️ - drops bombshells about AI’s next chapter. “GPT-6 could literally teach your dog math,” he quipped, but we all know that’s just Sam’s subtle way of saying “I’m on a quest to take over the universe.” #Stonks 🚀💰 Meanwhile, some dude in the back is like, “So, um... you mean AI could take my job?” And Sam replies, “Cope and seethe, bro, but yeah.” 🤡💀 This isn’t just a dinner; it's a gourmet feast of prediction and panic! 🤯💔 “This is fine” meme is about to get an upgrade as we head into the era of turbocharged AI that’ll probably end up rewriting Shakespeare in emojis. 🤖💬 So mega hot take? 🤔✨ By 2025, GPT-7 will be giving TED Talks while you’re still struggling to mute yourself on Zoom. Get ready, fam. The future is chaotic and delicious! 🍕🔥 #AIOverlords