🚨💰BREAKING CHAOS ALERT!!!💰🚨 Sam Altman just dropped some *NUCLEAR* tea on OpenAI's revenue like 🚀 "YO, we’re ROLLIN' in more than $13 BILLION!" Dude, calm down—this ain’t a rap battle, it’s just some numbers! 😂 Axin’ for the details? Sam said, "That’s enough, thank you!" 🙄 This gives major *Drake pointing* vibes—like, stop asking bro! It’s either a flex or he's about to fire the entire marketing team.🔥 Meanwhile, the AI community’s like: “How does one spend 13 billion?! That’s a LOT of pizza for the office!” 🍕💸 And with those spending commitments? 🤔 Fake leaked quote from an insider: “Honestly, we just keep printing money. It’s like those stonks memes but for AI!” - *Anonymous Developer* 🤖💀 This is *definitely* fine... right? *Cue the meme of the dog sipping coffee in a burning room* 🔥👌 But, real talk, if they don’t reveal their secret sauce soon, I’m convinced GPT-5 is just a hamster in a wheel on a perpetual run for cash! 📈🔥😤 PREDICTION: In 2024, OpenAI will announce a $50 billion "pet technology" investment plan because Sam Altman is secretly trying to train dogs to code.🐶💻💥 💀 SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE, fam! #AIChaos