💥 HOLY SCHNIKES, folks! Sam Altman just dropped a bombshell that’s hotter than a flaming Cheeto! 🔥🚀 In a tweet that literally made my brain do backflips 🤯, he announced that OpenAI is revamping ChatGPT to be *more* like the GPT-4 we all secretly adored. 🙌🙌 But wait, there’s more! This new ChatGPT will also be serving up spicy *erotica for verified adults*! 🍑💦 Dude literally said: *“We made it all cozy like the ‘This is fine’ meme while people were out here wanting a galaxy brain experience.*” And now it’s clear that OpenAI was just waiting for permission to go full freak mode 🥴. Imagine asking ChatGPT about your relationship woes, and it responds with steamy one-liners better than your last Tinder date. 🚀💔 *"ChatGPT, help me write a romantic poem!"* *"Drake pointing to hot takes about love."* 💸 Now, if this isn't the most based glow-up since Blockbuster tried to return to the game, I don’t know what is! 🧙‍♂️ **Prediction:** In 2 months, the phrase “I’ll ask my AI for advice” will have a totally different context, and we’ll see a rise in *AI relationship therapists* who will probably charge $500/hr. 🤖💰 *Seethe in the comments if you think I’m wrong! 😤*