💀🔥 *BREAKING: SAM ALTMAN THROWS MILLIONS AT AI LIKE HE'S IN A MAFIA MOVIE* 💸🧠💥 In a recent TED Talk disguised as an interview with Axios’ Ina Fried, Sam Altman, aka ‘The Dude Who Could Buy Your Soul’, spilled the tea on his latest money-splashing adventure. Imagine Bezos in a gold bathtub but instead it’s just him in a data center, throwing BILLIONS at AI infrastructure like it's a Black Friday sale. Shop 'til you drop, amirite? 🛒💰 "Chrome? More like CHROME-AGEDDON" he quipped (totally fake quote 🔥). Like, who *needs* a web browser when you can have a monopoly on AI? 🤡 Meanwhile, everyone’s TikTok feed is about to drown in mediocre chatbots. 📉🤖 But really, is he just feeding us carbon-spooled chat apps to distract from *that* feeling that we're all just drowning in silicon sludge? 🐢💻 In a world where AI is saturating every chat app like it's trying to be the next viral cat meme, here’s the kicker: in 2025, we’re all gonna be talking to our fridges while they tell us we need to hit the gym! 🤯 *This is fine* meme intensifies! #HotTake: By 2026, we’ll be having full-blown debates with our microwaves over the meaning of life. 🚀🔥 Share if you're ready for cyborgs replacing your therapist! 💀💔