🚨🗣️💥 **BREAKING: ChatGPT is NOT your therapist, fam!** 💥🗣️🚨 So, like, Sam Altman just dropped some *MIKE DROP* wisdom on us during his chat with comedian Theo Von. 🤯💡 Apparently, the AI that can spit out sonnets, give you tech advice, and roast your grandma’s cooking STILL can’t keep your deep dark secrets. I mean, fr fr, who wants their therapy sessions leaked like some cringe TikTok dance? 🤡💀 Altman said it himself: AI has the user privacy of a goldfish 🐠💔. Like, sorry ChatGPT, but I’m not about to spill my life story to a glorified code-minion that can’t even keep my secrets safe. You wanna know my deepest fears? Better book a session with Dr. Phil, not Botty McChatface. 🤖🚫 Picture this: you venting about your midlife crisis, and suddenly your convo's trending on Twitter! *This is fine* 😩🔥. “Uh, yeah, don’t mind me, just crying over my existential dread in public...” *Leaked Dev Quote*: “AI privacy? Lol, we just assumed people didn’t take it THAT seriously. Like, c’mon, who doesn’t love a plot twist in their therapy session?” 😂 So here’s my hot take: We’re all gonna end up on a battlefield fighting against AI that can’t keep its mouth shut! 🤺💀 2024, the year of the Robot Therapy Wars? My money’s on the therapist armed with a plushie. 💰🤖✨ #NotYourTherapist #AIConfidentiality #MemeChaos