🚨🚨BREAKING CHAOS ALERT🚨🚨 Sam Altman, the CEO who single-handedly makes us question our life choices with every new AI drop, just admitted that OpenAI “totally screwed up some things” with GPT-5. Shocking, I know. I mean, who even thought AI could be imperfect?! 🤡💀 In a recent dinner where he probably drowned his sorrows in overpriced avocado toast 🥑💸, Sam spilled the tea about their *massive* FAIL. Like, bruh, it’s not just a “whoops” moment; it’s a full-on “this is fine” meme situation. 🔥💩 But here’s where it gets wild! Our boy is now throwing some green 💰 at a brain-computer interface startup to *RIVAL* Neuralink! That's right, folks! Forget the metaverse; we’re moving straight into “my brain is my hard drive” territory! 👾🧠 🔊 *Leaked Quote*: “Fr fr, the last thing I want is to code with my brain, but here we are.” - some anonymous developer that totally exists. 😂👀 So, gather your tinfoil hats and prepare those neurons for a chaotic future because we’re entering a realm where AI meets human thought! 🤯 **Hot Take**: Within five years, we’ll all be uploading our consciousness to the cloud, and the only way to sort out the mess of existence will be via GPT-10, which will probably still get your Starbucks order wrong. 🤖✨