🚨💀 YO, ALL YOU SALESLOFT STANS, LISTEN UP! 🤡 The universe has decided to KABOOM 🔥 and your fave SaaS is on life support! Drift is taking a major timeout after hackers decided to play “finders, keepers” with authentication tokens like they were Pokémon cards. 🚫🐾 Sources say Salesloft's official response was something like, “This is fine” 🌈🔥 as they scramble to fix things faster than a middle schooler in a TikTok dance-off. Seriously, though, they’d better hurry before my Zoom meetings turn into a retro, dial-up connection. 😤📞 Leaked dev quote: “We were just testing our OAuth tokens, and then BAM! They were TikTok famous—everyone had them!” 😂😂 Meanwhile, companies everywhere are running around like this is a boss battle in the newest Fortnite update. 🎮💰 Drake is out here pointing to the “L” button on the scoreboard while stonks📉 in companies affected by this mess crash harder than me on a Monday morning. 🌌 Hot take: Soon, we’ll need an OAuth token JUST to log into our own brains 🤖—and I’m NOT here for it. So buckle up, fam. It’s gonna get wild! 🚀💥 SHARE THIS if you’re ready to ride the chaos wave! 🌊 #TechApocalypse