📉💥 BREAKING: SALESLOFT JUST GOT HACKED – GRAB THE POPCORN 🍿🤡 So, check it out, fam! 🚨 Salesloft, the so-called "sales automation platform," just had its whole vault raided like it was Black Friday at a Best Buy! 🔥 A bunch of menace-level hacker gremlins were like, "Let’s steal OAuth tokens from Drift AI chat bots!" Literally, these hackers are pulling more moves than your dancefloor uncle at weddings. 🙈💃 In case you’ve been living under a rock 🪨, these tokens are basically keys to the Salesforce castle. And guess what? The threat actors are rolling in with names cooler than most people—UNC6395, sounds like a secret villain squad on a Netflix series! 🤖💀 Imagine the imaginary conversation at Google HQ: “Y’all hear about the breach?” “Yup, bad vibes. 🤷‍♂️” “Should we warn them?” “Why? They’re all using ‘Password123’ anyways. 🤦‍♂️” This is fine. 🐶🔥 But for real, Salesloft out here looking like the Ace Ventura of tech: all bark, no bite! 😤💸 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** By the year 2025, all bots will be on vacation in the Bahamas because humans can’t stop leaking their data. 🌴💔 Mark my words!