🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Salesforce Just Bet Big on Some AI Magic! 💰🤖💥 Listen up, fam! At Dreamforce 2025—yes, the place where tech dreams go to die—Salesforce Ventures just slapped their cash down on Writer Inc. like it’s a hot TikTok dance move 🕺🔥. Apparently, these wizards think Writer will be the GOAT of agentic AI, powering enterprises to live their best robot lives! 🚀📈 "Honestly, I'm just here for the stonks," one Salesforce developer (who *definitely* exists) said while scrolling through memes and praying for a market upswing. "If AI doesn't replace us all, it better at least help me nail my coffee break productivity. 😤☕️" Can you believe companies are throwing money at mind-reading robots while I’m over here still struggling to install printer drivers? 😂 This is fine, though—because if Writer can pull it off, we’ll be swimming in AI magic like Scrooge McDuck in a vault of dollars! 💎✨ But let’s keep it real; the moment I’m sipping my morning coffee while being serenaded by a hyper-advanced AI that knows my every thought? Yeah, that’s gonna be me at the laundromat, seething in existential dread. Prediction time: In 2025, Writer’s AI will take over sales calls, AND it will lead to corporate layoffs. No cap, it’ll be like a sci-fi horror movie where the robots are just… better at being humans. 🤡💀 All hail our new overlords! 👑✨