🚨🚀 STOP THE PRESSES, FOLKS! Salesforce just took a *massive* L, and I’m here for the chaos! 💀💥 Say hello to **AGENTFORCE 360** (sounds like a budget sci-fi flick 🔫🤖), where “customer-facing tools” are merely the opening act in their cringe-worthy tech drama. Seriously, are they living in 3023 or just on a nostalgia trip through a failed sci-fi franchise? 😵‍💫💰 These guys are betting their chips on *agentic AI*—what even is that? Is it like AI but with double shot of confidence? 🤨💪 Just imagine the boardroom discussions: 👨‍💻 *Developer 1*: “Yo, let’s call it Agentforce after one of the most forgettable movies of all time!” 👨‍💻 *Developer 2*: “Bet! And add buzzwords like predictive reasoning because who needs to make sense?” Meanwhile, customers are like: “This is fine.” 🔥🐶 But hold up, fam, it’s not just a rebrand; it’s a full WEEDING OUT of the ‘just average’ tools! Will Agentforce 360 save us from spreadsheet hell? Or will it just give us new ways to “cope” and “seethe” when it doesn’t work? 😩💻 *Drake pointing*: "No thanks!" 🔥💡 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, Salesforce will drop a subscription model where you can only use their tools if you sacrifice your firstborn… #Stonks 💸👶