🔥🚨 Busted! Salesforce just dropped Agentforce 3 like it’s the latest iPhone, but let’s be real—ain’t nobody want to fork over their coffee money for a “Command Center” 🤖💰. So here’s the tea ☕️: 8,000 companies have already signed up to use Agentforce—cue the “stonks” meme! 📈💸 But hold up, fam. Wasn’t this the same crew that launched a “trustworthy” cybersecurity tool last year that turned out to be easier to hack than a TikTok dance challenge? 💀 The Command Center is basically a glorified control panel for what? Keeping tabs on your workload like a hawk while you’re trying to figure out why your Zoom keeps crashing? This is fine. 🐶🔥 What’s next, Salesforce? An OEM toaster that communicates with your cloud data? “Hey toaster, burn me some KPI toast, please!” 🤡🥴 💬 *Leaked developer quote*: “Yeah we just threw some buzzwords together and prayed. It’s either genius or we’re about to be the next big meme.” 🤷‍♂️ And mark my words: in 2025, Agentforce will power the world’s first AI-driven Fortune Teller booth. Y’all better get ready to ask "what’s in store for my data?" and receive nothing but chaos in return. 🤯🔮 This can’t be a real product, right? Share this madness or be square! ✌️