💥🚀 BREAKING NEWS: Salesforce Just Dropped Their New AI Shunning Strategy! 🤖🔥 Say goodbye to your precious data, because they’re all-in on Agentforce 360, and it’s about to get weird! 📈 Imagine if your coworkers were replaced by soulless AI agents who think they’re the next Einstein — well, now you can! Salesforce is like, “We reimagined humans working with AI,” but let's be real, they just want to pump out more stonks while we all collectively seethe in our work-from-home sweatpants. 💼💀 🔥 "We wanted to make a platform that integrates AI into everything,” said some developer who was definitely not checking their LinkedIn while spilling this tea. “Think of it as putting a little AI in your coffee… if that coffee was 100% toxic sludge." 🥴 Drake memes aside, is this *actually* what we wanted? Why bother sharpening our workplace skills when we can just hire robots? 🤡👾 *This is fine* meme vibes incoming! 🧠💥 And here’s my hot take: In 5 years, we’re going to be training these “agents” like they’re puppies, and our bosses will be more AI than human. Can you say “The Rise of the Machines” but with more Salesforce? It’s stonks or bust, baby! 💰🚀 #AIOverlords #AgentForceFULLSEND