🚨 BREAKING: Salesforce just dropped a hot mixtape of AI customer service and honestly, it’s giving *I’m Sorry* vibes at the karaoke night we never asked for! 🎤💔 But instead of dinner and regret, we get a 5% CUT in support load! Wow, they REALLY think it’s the breakthrough of the century smh. 🐸 *Leaked quote* from a Salesforce dev: “We finally taught our bots to apologize for everything! Now when they mess up, they feel your pain... kinda like that ex you still text at 3 AM.” 😂💔🔥 1 MILLION AI-powered conversations?! That’s more than my grandma's Facebook friends 🤯. Are we witnessing the rise of robotic therapists? 🤖👩‍⚕️ We’re out here giving robotic empathy a standing ovation like it’s a new Marvel movie. Here for it? 🦸‍♂️ Stonks going up, but let’s keep it real: when the AI says "I’m sorry," does it really mean it? Or is it just the world’s fanciest bot trying to dodge your phone call? 🤣💔🚫 🔥🔮 Future prediction: In 2025, we’ll have AI that not only apologizes but sends you flowers and a heartfelt text — “Sorry for your inconvenience! Here’s a 50% off coupon for your emotional baggage.” 💀💔 What a time to be alive! 🌌 Share it before the bots start saying “thank you!” 😂✨