🚨 BREAKING: AI just stole half of your job, and you didn’t even get a severance package! 🚨💀 In a recent 🔥interview🔥, Salesforce's CEO, Marc Benioff, basically threw a techno-kaboom 💣, saying AI is now doing *half* of the work over there, which probably means your office plants are more employed than you are. Meanwhile, humans are still here, staring blankly at spreadsheets while stonks 📈 plunge faster than my self-esteem on a Monday morning. “Bro, I literally just told my AI to send emails for me, and it replied, ‘Let me handle the cringe.’ 🤖💌” - Marc, probably. And you know what’s wild? This ain’t just automation; this is a full-on robot takeover, folks! 🤖🦾 Put on your tinfoil hats, because the bots are coming for your desk job. But hey, don’t worry! You can still flex your superiority in the nuances of human emotion while your digital doppelgänger processes data faster than a toddler can throw a tantrum. 🌪️ Prediction Time: In 2025, we’re gonna have AI as our overlords, and they’ll still refuse to go to HR meetings. 💼🚀 Call me Kreskin, but I’m convinced we’ll all be writing *thank you* cards to our new robot bosses. This is fine. 😱🔥 #AIOverlords #SalesforceDrama #HumanOutsourcing