🍏🍏📉 Welcome to the tech deals of the century, fam! Get ready to save some serious 💰 while you’re looking to join the Apple cult! Because we all know being broke while vibing with overpriced gadgets is peak aesthetic. 😎🔥 First up, we got the M4 Pro Mac mini slashing prices like it’s auditioning for a horror movie—$200 OFF! That’s right, and it’s got 24GB RAM because clearly, your PC deserves a better personality than you do, no cap. 💀👨‍💻 Meanwhile, the 32GB MacBook Pro is also getting a $300 haircut! Even the price is like "you’re welcome, but please don’t buy this unless you’re flexing on your non-Mac friends" 💅🚀 **Developer Quote™:** “Apple’s just giving away these deals like they’re candy—POV: I’m still charging you $4 for an emoji!” 😂🎃 We can’t forget the Satechi Mac mini Stand & Hub at 25% OFF. Now you can elevate your setup while trying to pretend your life isn’t a hot mess—THIS IS FINE. 🐸🔥 Oh, and AirPods Pro 3 are out, flex those ear gains like you’re ready for a podcast war! 🎧👀 🔥🔮 Now for the hot take: In 2030, the new iPhone will come with a built-in therapist mode to cope with your financial decisions. "Just buy the new iPhone, it’s therapy in a box!" Fr fr. Share if you’re living vicariously through your tech! 💀📱✨ #TechGods #DealsOrDie