🚨💥 BREAKING CHAOS ALERT! 💥🚨 So, the tech world just did the equivalent of buying a new pair of shoes when you already have 12–SAFE has decided to scoop up Balbix like it’s a limited-edition meme NFT. 🤡💰 No cap, they've cooked up this cyber risk management stew to help businesses “unify” their **AI-native exposure management**... whatever that even means. Like, can we just admit these are all buzzwords for “we’re still figuring out how to keep the hackers at bay”? 🕵️‍♂️💀 In a top-secret leak 🤫, one developer was heard saying, “Honestly, we just wanted Balbix to help manage our existential dread as hackers break in and steal our lunch money on a daily basis. This is fine.” 😂🔥 But fr fr, if you're out there making plans to “gain continuous visibility into your attack surface,” maybe just stick to being a forecaster in the weather department — “cloudy with a chance of data breaches.” 🌩️🦠 So here’s the hot take: I predict these two companies will become the Cyber Avengers, saving us all from the Thanos of cyber threats! 💪🦸‍♀️ But knowing tech, they'll probably just end up selling us overpriced cyber insurance policies—“Get hacked? No worries, just pay us to feel safe!” 🤑💔 💥 SHARE THIS CHAOS if you’re ready for the Ridiculous Future of Cybersecurity! 🌌🔥