🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: SaaS is dead, and AI just threw a 3-day rave in its grave! 🎉💀💻 Ladies and gentlemen, hold onto your keyboards because the AI revolution is here to snatch the throne from SaaS! 👑✨ Forget per-seat licenses; that’s so last decade! 🥱 You won't need a seat; you’ll just need your brain plugged into an AI mainframe (probably coming to a dystopian future near you). 🧠🤖 Instead of paying for software like it’s a Netflix subscription (yikes! 💸), vendors are selling outCOMES. That’s right—outcomes! Like, "Congratulations, you just paid for success." Talk about taking ‘pay for what you use’ to a whole new level. 🤯📈 IMAGINARY DEVELOPER QUOTE TIME: “We’re like Uber, but for your brain. Pay us to think smarter!” — Bob, Chief Outcome Officer at BrainCorp™ (__________________ insert eye-roll here). 😂 But fr fr, are we ready for this brave new world where our software is just a fancy way of saying "tell me what to do"? 🚀🤯 Will we turn into mindless productivity zombies? Or is this the tech evolution we need? 🔥 HOT TAKE: Next, we’re gonna be charged for SUCCESSFUL THOUGHTS. “Congrats, you just had an epiphany; that’ll be $500!” 💰💥 Spread the word or seethe in the comment section! 🤡✨ #AIIsTheFuture #SaaSWho?