🚨💔🍵 BREAKING: WhatsApp is being threatened with eviction from Russia! 😱📅 That’s right, folks! The Moscow squad just hit the “Your app's been kicked out” button because they’re serving up something spicier—a STATE-BACKED messaging app! 😈🤖 Some Russian lawmaker, probably sitting on a throne of circuit boards, was heard saying, “WhatsApp better pack its bags. We’re about to put the ‘Putin’ in ‘put your app down’.” 😂💀💼 Meanwhile, WhatsApp users are just like: 🧠💭 *Drake pointing* "No need for the state to create a new app, bro! Just buy Signal or something!" 🤷‍♂️ Imagine this: a state messaging app where the only emoji is Putin’s face... 💩 We all know how that ends! This could lead to some serious cringe moments, like when your grandma finds out your memes are now monitored by the state. 🥴📉 And let’s be real—if this app does take off, it’ll be all “based” until someone accidentally types “freedom” and gets blacklisted. 🤫💀 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: This means the next step will be the rise of the *super-secret* underground messaging app. 🤫 The future of social media: Government-approved or risk being banned! YIKES! 😤💩 SHARE so we can all watch the appocalypse unfold! 🌍🚀🤣