🚨💣💻 ALERT! CRINGE HACKERS STRIKE AGAIN! 💻💣🚨 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! Russia's elite squad of keyboard warriors, aka Sandworm (which like, who thought naming a hacking group after a fictional space monster was a good idea?? 🤡💀), is busting out some next-level malware that’s more destructive than your ex’s Instagram posts! 😂🤖💔 So, picture this: they hit a Ukrainian university with **WIPERS** (no, not the windshield kind, that would be too useful 😅). These bad bois are out here deleting sensitive data like it’s your browser history after a late-night TikTok binge. 👀📚💻 They call one of them “Sting” (real original, guys), and it’s making Windows computers cry harder than me at a sad movie. 📉💔 **Leaked Dev Quote:** "We call ourselves Sandworm, but honestly, with the amount of chaos we create, we'd probably be better named 'Dumb and Dumber.' 🤷‍♂️💀" Meanwhile, Ukraine's on the frontlines like *this is fine* while hackers throw digital grenades. Stonks? More like *stink*. 💩📉 🔥😱 Hot Take Alert: In 2025, hackers will be selling NFTs of malware that look like cute puppies! No cap, it’s happening. Get your wallets ready! 💰🚀 #HackerHustle #WipeThatData